We are all stronger together.

We wish you a happy and prosperous New Year.

Keep calm and paddle on.

The World Wife Carrying championship takes place in Sonkajarvi in Finland each year. Kate and Sam are in training to represent the US.

Freya asked if Simon had seen the dog bowl?
Simon said he didn't even know he could.

Thank you to all of my bothers and the women who tolerate them.

Corkscrew 720. How could it possibly go wrong?

People in Switzerland can't learn to ski without a lot of alp.

Landing Cork Screw 720s all day is fun. However, knuckling the last one of the day, when the snow gets slushy, sucks bigley.

Doctor, I have broken my leg in many places, what should I do?
"Don't go to so many places"

I'll get by with a little help from my friends (bro).

Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listened to its motherboard.

What do you call a group of boys waiting for a haircut?
A barbeque.

Someone suggested Findlay grow his hair out, but only at the back.
He said he would "mullet it over".

What do you call a dog in a pile of leaves?
Russel.

A three-legged dog walks into a western bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

Mountain climbers are always ascending or descending.
Don't they Everest?

Paul asked the Queen where she kept her armies?
She said, "Up my sleevies".

What is the most common procedure in Lego hospital?
Plastic surgury.

What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabradoodle.
(He is a retriever really).

What is the difference between a poorly dressed lad on a bicycle and a well-dressed lad
on a bicycle?
AttireWhat is the difference between a poorly dressed lad on a bicycle and a well-dressed lad
on a bicycle?
Attire.

Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands?
Because they are extinct.

What is the most popular dance show on Russian TV?
Dancing with the Czars.

What do you call a lion with a stylish hat?
A dandy lion.

At the renaissance fair a performer held the door for me.
It was a nice Jester.

A police woman pulled Sally over and said "papers". Sally replied "scissors". The police woman must have wanted a rematch because she chased her for 20 minutes